4 definitions by Kavakahn
When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.
Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.
I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.
I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.
by Kavakahn December 10, 2022
Unlike laryngitis when the voice is lost, weak, or irritated, Karen has her voice, it's loud, and irritates everyone else.
Also, the inability of stupid women to shut the fuck up, even when nobody cares.
Also, the inability of stupid women to shut the fuck up, even when nobody cares.
That lady in the bank was having the worst case of karengitis towards the clerk that I feel embarrassed for her kids.
My wife nags me so much it's like she has karengitis.
My wife nags me so much it's like she has karengitis.
by Kavakahn December 7, 2022
A girl that might act like your best friend at first, but if she really likes you, she eventually wants to be you. She's an actual psycho, so Emily then takes steps to insert herself in your life way too deep in the creepiest of ways, and proceeds to stab you in the back by trying to steal your man, and blames him for all of it if she fails. She gets defensive about it and acts like she did nothing wrong when confronted. She leaves your life as quickly as she came in and ruined it when told to fuck off, and calls you the horrible person. But actually, she's happy to lose you, because Emily can't wait to move on to the next friendship and do it all over again.
She used to be my bestie, but she turned out to be a real Emily.
Watch out for that girl, she's got Emily vibes.
Watch out for that girl, she's got Emily vibes.
by Kavakahn December 10, 2022
A condition of chronic feelings of being fed up with and irritated by every occurrence of one's daily life.
by Kavakahn November 17, 2022