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Jacked-Jacks 

A Product made from mixing a bowl of "Apple Jacks" with a can of "coke." This is said to have great effects on your body and increase your testosterone level and get you JACKED.
"Man I love my Jacked-Jacks"

Before using Jacked-Jacks: "I can't lift this church!"

After using Jacked-Jacks: " I CAN LIFT THIS CHURCH!!"

Jacked-Jacks by Anthony Monty May 22, 2007
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jack jacked 

When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.
I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.
jack jacked by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011

Jacket and Jack It 

The motion of getting your jacket, placing it over your crotch area, sliding your arms under the fabric, reaching for your dick with a hand, and masturbating away. The move is usually used for concealment when in a public area while having a very high sex drive.
Isaiah: Yo bro, I got nudes from her yesterday while I was in Walmart and I just had to jack off then and there using the jacket and jack it method

Brandon: Really bro? I got caught and kicked out of Target for doing that

Brian: I don't use the jacket and jack-it method. I just take my dick out in public and jerk off in front of everyone
Jacket and Jack It by DuncanDonuts October 27, 2018

jack-it jacket 

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...
I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.
jack-it jacket by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013
Pre-workout supplement created by the pros over at USPLabs.
I took 3 scoops of jack3d and I became god.
jack3d by mrtight1 April 28, 2011

Billy Jack'ed!!! 

The definition of a double barrel ass whoopin' handed by a single bad assed motherfucker to a smart assed individual or individuals when they flap their gums.
Better watch your smart ass mouth or you'll get your ass Billy Jack'ed!!!
Billy Jack'ed!!! by ajmcleod November 26, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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