JerKface

One who abuses his girlfriend, quits his job so he doesn't have to pay child support, bails on his rent, and is an overall douchemonkey

Man, Zack Welsh sure is a JerKface, so glad he is in jail!

by NOTaDouchemonkey January 19, 2010

jerkface

1. A name used as an insult to a person of undesireable qualities or who has performed an undesireable act.
2. The insulting name given to a person who infuriates, frustrates, or who deserves to be insulted in the eyes of the insulter.

"You're a right jerkface for stealing that ice cream!" Bobby yelled at his brother.

by Sarah El March 12, 2007

jerkwater

Slang term for Human Seminal Fluid. The word is used as a derogatory term for an unsavory person.

"Can it Jerkwater!"

"Gimmie the money Jerkwayer."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

JERKSTORE

a jerk, a bum, a dick, an unpleasant person

Quit being a jerkstore, you jerkstore

by Andrew September 26, 2003

Jerusalem Artichoke

A highly delectable flour used in making top notch pasta

"What are we having tonight?"
I made Jerusalem Artichoke Spaghetti
"What the fucks that?"
I dunno, but it set me back 84$ a pound

by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009

jerkwad

literally a wad of male ejaculate, released via masturbation (c.f. fuckwad)
usually used as a general term of contempt

Useless fucking jerkwad! Go home or at least get off the damned highway!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2017

Jerkface

1. what my little brother calls when "butthead" has been used too many times.
2. the name used in defense against one who has been offended

1. "I didnt HEAR mom say you were in charge, JERKFACE!"
2. "Augh! you're such a jerkface. leave me alone!"

by SirEnuh November 20, 2003