beef jerky dog

Tony’s friends dead dog

look at Tony’s beef jerky dog

by Caorlisn December 27, 2020

Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

by LolzMan101 September 06, 2011

Murky Jerky

When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep

She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky

by Bootyclapper November 05, 2021

irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.

After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.

by SalvyZ June 27, 2024

jerky butt

An offensive insult used to motivate your friends when in an argument

“drop her jerky butt!”

by AnonymousEx20 March 21, 2023

reverse jerky

reverse jerky- 1)when a man sits on a woman's lap facing away from her and she jerks him off like it is her own dick
2) when the jerker flips their hand from palm under the shaft to palm on top of the shaft and precedes to jerk off

Mother Theresa asked me to sit on her lap last night and much to my surprise I got a reverse jerky.

by fuzziness grime and friends August 19, 2020

Jerky genius

A person who is rather smart in the "good at school" sense, but rather... Unpleasant to be around.

Ugh! Faith is a jerky genius and I hate it!

by KittenCandy April 08, 2020