Jason

a nerd

jason you're a nerdddddd
Jason - thanks!

by Oalo March 22, 2022

Jason

A man in love with a much older woman. He is very into watching Amish oil changes.

Jason is a sexual deviant for his love of amish oilchanges.

by TheOneWhoKnockz July 24, 2023

Jason

Big ass dick sexy abs and great kisser

That Jason is my baby daddy.

by Backedbyscience November 23, 2021

Jason

A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.

Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉

Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro

by Kyngjuicyjballercookiemonstar November 22, 2021

Jason

A "Jason" dive is a term popularized by scuba divers in the Monterey Bay area. This neologism was coined by a dive shop manager in response to one of his employee's habit of completing only one scuba dive during an outing, even though the typical practice is to complete two scuba dives (a two tank dive).

Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.

Diver A: Wanted to do a two tank dive, but I am going to have to pull a Jason today.

Diver B: That sucks.

by AJM85 June 28, 2012

JASON

JASON: TO MURDER SOME BODY AND HIDE THEIR BODY IN THE BUSHES..

JASON = GENETIC SUICIDE

by nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 21, 2010

Jason

Jason, a guy who comes off charming but in reality is a complete dick. A Jason typically is a sporty type of good looks and a shitty personality. He typically has one or two guy best friends.

Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.

Jason is such an ass. All he does is talk about my mom being a MILF.

by Mexican 1999 June 2, 2018