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Jason

a term used for fat ugly and unattractive people, they tend to try to be funny but in reality they are stuck in 2017 doing outdated things to gain “Attention
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Jason

The greatest guy ever. A wonderful father, brother, son, and husband. Respectful, kind, loving, patient, generous, and pure. A God seeking man who is willing to help other when they are in need and puts others before himself. There is no other guy like him.
by Jolly Ginger Goat November 22, 2021
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Jason

Jason the latin word for big penis and spoon
I have such a big jason!
by Stabacus69 October 17, 2019
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Jason

Jason Zong is a sensitive asshole who pretends he doesn't care but, in reality, he cares so much he cries himself to sleep. Jason spends most of his time playing games and critiquing your English skills, but he actually sucks at spelling but he likes to tell himself otherwise. He is a caring boyfriend and buys you unnecessary shit even when you beg him not to buy it. Jason thinks he isn't hot, but like...goddamn. But sometimes I wanna beat that boy, but it's okay I still love him...most of the time. Jason gets jealous of the smallest things, and he takes any chance he can get to look at you. Jason's send at least 3 apology paragraphs when he thinks he is being remotely irritating, he apologises over the dumbest shit. Overall Jason is cool.
JASONNNNN, get off of phantom forces and hang out with meeee. Argh he is SUCH a Jason, hate that guy
by Waifuackermanz November 14, 2022
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Jason

The synonym of idiot.
Stupid guy
The guy who named Jason always act like a dumb ass
by condom8964 November 22, 2021
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Jason

Oh my gosh look jason! Its you!

A dog: woof woof
by Notyoursisterrr November 23, 2021
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Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.
my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus
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