jason 

jason is the whitest person you will ever see then if you look at his dick it looks like Donald trumps dick so he could fuck off his dads dick nigga. He looks like he just got out of a insane asylum fuck crazy as shit his hair line looks like a noodle

jason looks like mr.jeremys hair line

jason by legqeth,absmcvs February 6, 2020

Jason 

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

Jason by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010

Jason 

Jason is an extremely kind person who often cares to much. He tends to go for the wrong girl at first, but ends up with the right girl-usually the closest girl friend at the time. He also loves life and just people in general. He's extremely gorgeous and can fix anything he puts his mind too.

Important people in his life tend to be-

Boys: Adams, Daryls, Hunters and Richards
Girls: Lexies, Kelseys, Jasmines and Lillys

Girl 1: OMG look it's Jason
Girl 2: Get me his number!!

Jason by YassssssSlay October 10, 2016

jason 

a elephant plushie san san uses to sleep

san san: jason is nice

mahir: yeet

jason by self proclaimed fashion icon December 17, 2017

Jason 

Beta Cuck

Me: “What do you think of Jason?”
Friend: “Total beta cuck.”

Jason by Obtuse Circle October 3, 2018

Jason 

One thicc cheesy boi

Jason was so thicc we ran out of c's

Jason by Jasons boi October 31, 2018

Jason 

A Jason is one of the most thoughtful person in the world. If you get to know him you realize that he has multiple sides to him. He is goofy and kind and smart. Jason is hard working and means a lot to a lot of people. His closest friend is scared that he will leave her some day because she is scared she isn’t enough.

Friend: Hi Jasoooon

Jason: Hoi

Jason by Mmmmhhhhhmmmm December 19, 2018