blockmine-itis 

this is the fear of minecraft.
minecraft is full of viaritys of blocks so it is incourprated with the word.

"I cant not play minecraft with you, I have blockmine-itis."

blockmine-itis by bb chan March 23, 2021

fortnite-itis

the disability that lolzd has, also the reason that he says "literally" all the time.

okay so the reason i say literally all the time is, because i literally have fortnite-itis.

fortnite-itis by cocofruits March 21, 2022

disneyhighschoolgirl-itis 

An illness that disney created.

OMG Britney has disneyhighschoolgirl-itis

disneyhighschoolgirl-itis by Micheal Jackson (hehee) March 23, 2022

Methwillie-itis

Shrinking of the male genitalia from use of methamphetamines

Babe I’m sorry I can’t get it up I’m suffering a severe case of methwillie-itis.

Methwillie-itis by Lube Mobil wcty May 7, 2022

lazy-itis-otis 

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

lazy-itis-otis by DCA1981 August 5, 2022

Mark-itis 

Niggas not shooting the fucking ball wide open

Mark-itis is Lando, Pat, Nate.

Mark-itis by Nando11 September 25, 2022

Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.

When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.

Telephone itis by Jenyrose October 23, 2022