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nonsexual intercourse

hey dude did you have sex yesterday with that chick?

No I had a nonsexual intercourse with myself.
by Doctor wimblebottom February 9, 2010
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Interboro High School

everything is right about Katie's definition, but has the percentages wrong.
80% Wigger/Prep
5% Pregnant
15% Mall Goth(like Katie)
and all fit into a combination of the following categories:
gay/bisexual
pot smokers/ciggarette addicted
drunkard wastes of air
addicted to other illegal substances
or they cut themselves(and think it's so cool)
there's no need for one.
by NightShade November 12, 2004
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Textual Intercourse

Having a dirty, sexual conversation via text message
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard that your date couldnt make it, so you didnt get laid
Guy 2: It actually turned out okay, she felt bad so we had some textual intercourse
by D=Rad July 24, 2010
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Musical Instrument Intercourse

When a man or woman of age utilizes their instrument of choice a little more than necessary, it is referred to as "musical instrument intercourse". It can happen with every instrument, but it is most commonly practiced with any instrument that has removable parts (i.e. brass instruments).
Person 1: Have you ever tried musical instrument intercourse?
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.
by Jean-Claude St. Gerard June 16, 2010
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Interlogical

adj. 1describes someone or something that serves no purpose or doesn't have common sense (deragatory term)2.N. a widespread misuse of knowledge 3. also the name of an awesome band "Interlogical Miscommunications"
Steve told the story as interlogical.
by swift silent deadly April 8, 2009
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pigsually intercoursulated

Being pigsually intercoursulated means being sexually violated by pigs.

Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Jojo was sitting on the pig sty fence above the breeding boars, smoking a doobie, when he fell in.

When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
by scodder June 8, 2010
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sexual intercoarse

Something you should ask your 'rents about.
by o0l0o0o0o July 7, 2008
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