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Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023
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Genshin Impact

A game that no lifes play. If you play this be ashamed.
"You play Genshin Impact?"
"Yeah, It is a really creative, inspirational game tha-"
"Shut up"
by deerbuck360 May 12, 2023
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Impact

Hahaha your impact is the peripheral effect of my impact. You are the ripple effect generates by the giant turd I dumped on the world.
Hym "Has anybody else seen how all of the Black Mirror season 6 episodes SOUND LIKE ME and not Andrew? Isn't that weird? The first episode even got Salma Hayek in it! That's pretty dope. I've had quite the impact. Additionally, I only haaaaaaaaaave..... A dollar and 57 cents. Did more with less. Better than everyone. GREATEST MIND TO EVER LIVE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Genshin Impact

A game by Hoyoverse that a whole lot of people play, and that has a whole lot of insulting definitions on this platform. As someone who could argue about the topic for five hours straight,

1. It may be seemingly a breath of the wild ripoff but it does have a unique plot. The lore is so complicated I can't keep it all straight.
2. Yes, it is a gacha game, but at least it's free to play and doesn't have fucking ads.
3. Just because there are children does not mean that someone who plays as a child is a pedophile. The children are platonically adorable so shut up.
4. I play Genshin and I not only have a life but serious aspirations for the future, thank you very much.

The only thing that is remotely cringe about this game is probably the developers' obvious fear of melanin. Besides that, this game is actually good. Fight me.
Person A: "Genshin Impact's lore is so ridiculously complicated that I can't keep it all straight."
Person B: "And you probably simp for at least two of the characters."
Person A: "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT-"
by RainaNonymous September 26, 2023
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Genshin Impact

when Jeremy plays genshin impact, he doesn't
by notlettuce June 5, 2022
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Genshin Impact

A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters
Oh you play Genshin Impact? Kill yourself loser
by YippityDoogan July 3, 2022
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Make A Rare Impact

The collective acts of a community to make a significant impact.
Each of us can make an impact, together we can make a rare impact.

We challenge you to make a rare impact.
by Rare Beauty September 16, 2022
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