Girlfriend's alter ego that only appears in one's dreams and during a night of role playing. Known for: Showing off trash tattoos, making out in unisex public restrooms, and using tremendous discretion.
"Honey, I had another Kira Huskers dream last night."
"Oh lord, what did that hoochie want this time?!"
"Oh lord, what did that hoochie want this time?!"
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Get the Dirty Huber mug.Sam Houser is a weird kid who always cusses like all of the other kids at their school. Sam is a kid who all the ladies at their school has a crush on even though their weird. sam asks questions (weird and unnecessary) at really bad times. Sam's self-esteem is so low when they hear someone has a crush on them they dont believe and push them away.
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