Husband

Someone who you act like your in a relationship with but your not

We arent going out hes just my husband

by Maddly_kule January 7, 2016

husband

(n) Men who has had their brain picked clean by zombies* and lost all free will.

*Zombies: (n) Creatures of terror that can survive recurring week-long bleeding that enjoys messing around with the brains of innocent men.

"Ever since they got married I haven't seen Joe around here."
"He's a husband now, that was the last we'll ever see of him."

by Beyond Disbelief August 22, 2011

husband

a man who wants to rule your world , tell you what to think when to think it , he also will dirty up more dishes , clothes , and the house in general thus adding 75 % more to your work load. he expects you to work a job outside the home and then work at home half the nite while he watches t.v then at bedtime he expects you to turn into sex kitten. In short he is about useless.

just an a burden that you really dont need what with all the newest sex toys out there >>> you can replace him with no problem yea ha!!!!!

by gwyn hart February 22, 2005

Corpse Husband

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME TOUCH ME WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND MY CHAINS ON BABY IM NOT THE RIGHT ONE YOU SHOULD WAIT ON

Person 1: have you watched corpse husband

Person 2: HELL YEAH! CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME~

by ILoveMcyt December 26, 2020

Husbaphobe

A man that does not want or is scared to tie the knot.

A man comfortable in a long relationship, but has no desire to take it further is a husbaphobe.

by Amberchelly April 26, 2011

Husbandage

Like Marriage, except the man has no say in the matter whatsoever. Instead a single female decides to bypass the whole boyfriend stage and marry her dream man, with or without his permission.

Erika the Ganga decided her virgin booty was too precious for a boyfriend, and didn't want to deal with the bullshit. Screw Marriage, Husbandage!

by Frank A. Lee December 28, 2011

husband chub

the male genitalia is half erect when topics of the domestic variety come up in conversation while the prior to, or during the act of intercourse , the male is husband material because he is polite and does not do anything the woman does not want to.

the man gained a husband chub when the woman mentioned marriage.

by dadbonermaker September 24, 2014