Muff Hover

Muff Hovering IS THE PROCESS OF ONES Vagina Hovering 2CM from your boyfriends mouth, The female version of tea bagging.

Last night my girlfriend Muff Hovered Me.

Thats pretty tite that girl wants to muff hover you.

by Shmoe May 13, 2006

hovel post

Generally used to describe an ill-fashioned walking stick upon which one would hovel, thus providing support for old or feeble persons.

"I am leaning on a hovel post"
"True, it is because you are unable to support yourself without it."
"Yes"

by crackotfige September 12, 2005

Hoven

crazy ridiculous

You want to jump off a bridge?
Nah thats hoven

by gary parsons April 10, 2009

Hover hand

A hover hand is wrapping your arm around someone but not grasping their shoulder/waist with your hand. It looks awkward when noticeable. Often times the reason is taking the photo to quickly-- before the subject has time to touch the other person's arm. Other times it is due to the subject not being a touchy person-- the type of person that doesn't like hugs. And other times it is when a loser guy musters up the courage to ask a model at the convention for a photo but doesn't want to push their luck.

Can't tell if cerebral palsy or hover hand...

What a germaphobe... He wouldn't even touch my shoulder-- he hover handed me.

Did Daniel Radcliffe really just hover hand me?

by Litturntsavagebeast April 21, 2018

Haved

The act of owning or maintaining control of a person, usually for the purpose of having sex or bringing unusual physical or mental harm to that person. This Phrase Was Coined By Richy Rich of Eagle City Music Entertainment In Beaumont, TX.

Log-On To www.richyrichnow.com or get HAVED Hoe

by RichyRichMusic June 14, 2011

hover

The act of placing your hand under a girl's panties and then purposely avoiding direct contact with her vagina. Hand may be cupped. Typically used by virgins scared to move forward. Although intended to cause arousal, actual result is the girl wondering just what you think you're doing.

Yeah man, I was rounding third and headed for home when I decided to stop and just hover for a bit. Awwww, yeah, I got skillz.

by Tongue Punch September 6, 2010

hovelgiben

someone who kills children in their sleep at midnight on Halloween night every year.

Hey you don't fall asleep or the hovelgiben will have your pretty little face!!!

by Shanomac an Curt Kubiak May 9, 2003