Holy Fistbump

The act of bumping fists whilst singing in an angelic fashion; a sure fire way to ensure safe passage through the pearly gates

Two students are travelling in the back of a minibus; their driver is distracted and generally dangerous. The students decide that if indeed their time has come, they ought to practice the secret handshake to get into heaven.

"Dude, we might die today."
"Holy fistbump?"
*sage nod* "Holy fistbump."
*Angelic choir voice and fistbumpage*

by laureted March 5, 2011

Holy Fuck and a Half

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.

Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me

by Harrypotter292949 October 16, 2011

Holy doon

Holy doon - is an expression people use when something is surprising, good or bad

Mike: look how big that fish is
Josh: holy doon its massive

by Tay and sav January 3, 2020

Holy Roman barn owl

And exclamation somewhat similar to “oh my god” and “by Jove”

Holy Roman Barn Owl is used exclusively as an exclamation of shock, outrage, horror or surprise such as in the following example:

Nick: Boris has withheld food from millions of the countries poorest children!
Jon: Holy Roman barn own!! What a total shit show!

by Rathgam December 4, 2020

holy roman empire

a fucking confederation that somehow lasted a millennium. it died in 1806 to Napoleonic god. or eine verdammte Konföderation, die irgendwie ein Jahrtausend dauerte. es starb 1806 an den napoleonischen Gott.

Karl Von Habsburg: Man... Austria is part of the holy roman empire... hmmm... reform it.

by DuchyofLuxembourgHRE January 13, 2021

holy temple of gains

The holy temple of gains is any place where someone would go to acquire massive gains. This includes any gym except planet fitness.

Oh man time for my workout. Gotta go to the holy temple of gains

by Gymbro_bigman34 April 10, 2021

Holy Ghost Batting

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

by JPL #2 October 23, 2022