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heifertheft

a person (usually a female) who eats constantly and steals from people.
Julie took my carrot cake! She is such a heifertheft.
by rachel c. October 16, 2005
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marissa heiner

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. Any guy would be incredibly lucky to have her in their life. If you have yourself a Marissa heiner keep her forever
That girl is the marissa heiner of the school.
by Clwin May 22, 2017
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rustin heiber

A random fan boy(or girl)who tries to look and act like their favourite singer and/or actor, In this instance, Justin beiber
'Wow, what a fucking rustin heiber,he tries so hard to act sick'
by One#2 December 5, 2016
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heffer

"guyzzzzzz im sucha heffer"
by Suck me now May 24, 2004
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Heiner

Can be used as an adjective for intoxitation, replacing drunk, stoned, high, blazed, fucked up or as a noun replacing any substance that cause hallucinations or intoxication such as weed, shrooms, weed, beer, or vodka.

Also can be used as a noun to replace bong, piece, stoner, drunkard, druggie, alcoholic, pimp, drug dealer, or moneymaker.
"Matt is such a heiner."
"Man matt, while you always gotta be heinered?"
"Man this is some good heiner."
"I'm just a heiner, what can I say the girlies love me."
"Man Shnitz, you are such a heiner."
"Yo eric, stop bein such a heiner and pass the heiner."
"That heiner is off the heezy, I wish we had some more heiner so we could hit the heiner again, but then again, we aren't heiners so we can't buy that much heiner, damn i wish i was heiner, then all are heiner problems would be solved."
"Like a heiner, like a heiner, what can I say."
by Sir Crunkness January 19, 2005
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Heifered

When a really fat chick stomps on your foot. At a club usually, but can occur anywhere.
Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."
by ykayfields May 28, 2011
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Heifersexual

A male that prefers intimate relationships with physically large women.
So, it seems that Gilford has made the transition to heifersexual, have you seen the size of his new girlfriend?
by markalodian June 2, 2018
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