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So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
by t655645765 March 8, 2009
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Hattori Hanzo

A Japanese Swordsmith. Said to be the best swordsmith on earth. No one knows for sure whether he existed or was he just a myth. Hattori Hanzo was also a character in the movie Kill Bill directed by Quentin
Tarantino and starring Uma Thurman.
According to the movie, Hattori Hanzo is still alive and lives in the city of okinawa, Japan but resigned from his original job 20 years ago as he made a primise to stop creating weapons that kill people.
Hattori Hanzo is the greatsest swordsmith ever.
by aby April 19, 2005
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Hutty

See Towny. An extra stupid Towny, often lacking in the most basic human functions: Washing, grooming, communication. Often has several towny children.
Please wash your child and stop him staring at me you Hutty
by Lee February 6, 2004
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hatyorok

To choke on so many dicks that your deep manly voice is now high and sqweaky, Also a very annoying person with high pitched voice.
Man that guy must have been hatyoroked cause he is a pussy
by The Middle of the Night Man January 10, 2009
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party hatted

The act of being effed in the a. Usually used as an insult rather than a literal statement. This term came about in the back seat of my friends car after being told by his mother that we could no longer say "effed in the a". The phrase was then changed to party hatted.
Oh fuck! You just got party hatted.
We break danced much better than you; therefore, you just got party hatted.
by Samuel Parker September 30, 2006
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Mad Hatter

A poorly performed handjob. Usually by a girl who says she is experienced. Yet, in actuality, she jerks you off like a crazed sea dragon.
Yo, bitch, what the fuck are you going all mad hatter for? Tighten that grip up and fuckin quit pullin the shit outta it!
by deal with it May 20, 2006
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mad hatter

When you take a hit off a pipe/bong/blunt with marijuana in it and in the same breath inhale from a cigarette and then without exhaling take a shot of hard liquor then exhale all the smoke after swallowing.
Dude, my friend was totally messed off some mad hatters last night.
by FoeHammer December 5, 2005
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