hat trick

To score (have sexual relations with) with people of 3 different genders in the one day.

Yo dude yesterday I fucked yo sister, yo brother and ET what a hat trick!

by conquerall July 21, 2006

hat full of foreskins

an unattractive/ugly person or thing

That chick you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of foreskins

by duxa August 1, 2005

Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem

Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.

by dan January 11, 2004

Hat Trick

Sex with a Brunette, Blond and Red head in the same 24 hour period

My first "Hat Trick" was Christine, Trinity and Marianne.

by daniel2222222222 December 31, 2011

Hat Trick

Achieving orgasm in each orifice of your girlfriend/wife/wife's sister, during sex.

Dude, i scored a hat trick last night!

by Favilicious April 3, 2003

hat bath

Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.

I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.

by kruser1721 January 13, 2010

Hat treatment

When a hat is applied for a short period of time, to cure unruly or unliked poofy hair.

Jack's hair was turning into a major jew-fro and wouldn't lay down even when combed, so he gave it the hat treatment. Soon, his hair was smooth and rockin'.

by BadHairDay9001 April 1, 2011