Harpole

This person is hella fine. Their intellect and suave will be able to sweep you off your feet instantly. A harpole is also wizard on the dance floor and can make you laugh so hard you wet yourself. If you have ever had the privilege of meeting a harpole, consider yourself lucky. They are the perfect combination of sexy and uber sexy.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy out there?
Girl 2: Yeah, that guy is a total Harpole!
Girl 1: I am just green with jealous rage right now that I'm not dancing with him!

by batmanovereverything June 24, 2012

Cigarette Harmonica

A non-musical harmonica made my cutting the top and bottom off of a pack of cigarettes (preferably 100's) and smoking all of them, at once, through the pack, like a bundle of cigarettes; effectively creating a Cigarette Harmonica.

"Ed, let's go make another cigarette harmonica."

"Hell yeah! But I don't wanna puke again..."

by Kevin Pannell December 15, 2008

Harmony

Harmony is hard to get to know, if you get on her bad side you better watch your back or she will cut you. Harmony is a great person but seriously, she will cut you.

Person 1: You know harmony?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I heard she cuts everyone she doesn't like
Person 2: I wont get on her bad side then!

by BitchWhoHatesEveryone July 17, 2017

Harolds

Very strong pain killers in pill form. Can also be used with reference to any high dosage or max strength medicine.
Otherwise known as harold shipmans or horsepills.

Mrs; "No, love I've got a head ache!"
Mr; "Well take some harolds then!"

"Take two harolds and call me in the morning!"

by Eric Wood February 22, 2004

Harmony Korine

When the cycles of life work together. Named after the filmmaker, so that it makes you pay attention to Nature differently.

I was out at the National Park tripping on shrooms, and I saw the Harmony Korine of it.

by pogue2012 June 20, 2008

harmonoff

A tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. Basically the same thing as saying "fives," but sounds cooler.

Jesus: I gotta go take a sh*t, harmonoff.
Joseph: Harmonoff? what the f*ck does that mean?
Jehova: It means you can't take his seat, he'll be right back.
Joseph: Isn't Harmonoff Telly's cousin from KIDS? The one who fcks all the retarded b*tches?
Jehova: Yeah it is. And it also means stay the f*ck out of my seat.

by shitisbananas May 13, 2008

Harold patch

a skin disease that itches really bad.

My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.

by Harold Patch February 21, 2009