gawkccident

An increase in traffic congestion due to people slowing down to get a good look at an unrelated event on the side of the road.

The burning car on the side of the road caused a massive gawkccident on the freeway.

by goodonedad May 17, 2011

Gawkbox

specifically identifies a television as opposed to a computer, tablet or smartphone

I couldn't find the last episode of Late Night online so I had to park my ass in front of the gawkbox at 3 in the morning to catch it

by mangledangle sloth March 13, 2014

gawk-off

Gawk-off is a phrase used emphatically to get someone to stop gawking at you doing whatever it is you are doing that is drawing their undivided attention. Also used noun gawker, adjective: gawking, etc a lot like the word fuck.

Hey gawk-off you stupid gawker, avert your gaze from my partner and I intensely making out.

by misterdoreme May 21, 2014

Gwaak

Duck noise ; word used for substitutions.

Go Gwaak yourself. ; Today class we will divide Gwaak. ; These teachers have been telling children wrong ducks go GwaaK.

by Gwaaakprincess July 20, 2014

Gawkwobble

The debilitating loss of coordination one experiences when seeing something unfamiliar and becoming dumbfounded by it.

That bullshit report hit me with a full-force case of gawkwobble - I nearly bowled over in my chair!

by derpladle January 24, 2017

Gawkered

The act of suing or discrediting a dishonest media outlet into utter oblivion because of unethical and illegal acts such as slander, libel or extreme breach of privacy.

Wow, look at these lies the Wallstreet Journal, the Verge and Buzzfeed are publishing. I hope they get Gawkered!

by hasábburgonya February 18, 2017

glawkin

The act of gluing two pale wieners together with the cum of any animal for pleasure

Jim: Hey, wanna do some glawkin tonight?
Frank: Sure, I love glawkin!
Bob: Can I join?

by BigBigE111 May 24, 2017