grunk

A shortend term for the name used to describe a Grunka-Lunka, who feature prominantly in the Futurama episode "Fry and the Slurm Factory." Grunk is commonly used as an insult (to claim that a person or thing resembles a Grunka-Lunka, or acts like one in anyway.) But is mainly used to replace the phrase idiot, sadcase, fucktard etc, especially if you can't think of another term to call you're friends.

Example 1
Jake: "Hey, you reckon we should go to Matt's house?"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

Example 2
Jake: "Jakea-lakea, spanka-la-matts, lets go over to matts"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

by grunk December 10, 2006

Gunky

You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.

This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'

a: "but he's not hunky!"

b: "well he's not goofy!"

a: "ooh ok, hes gunky!"

by BeefCalamityJaneBlondielicious May 9, 2009

gunky

When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky

I gunky my girlfriend last night and the dumb bitch was pissed in the morning!

by johnnyrockit May 7, 2007

Gunking

Rubbing ones buttonhole on another persons face while they are sleeping.

Man I hate those fraternity guys. They were gunking some guy the other night and when the dude woke up, he was covered in ass juice and barfed all over my sweater.

by Creampie415 July 6, 2017

Grunk

When grandpa gets in to the liquor cabinet at four in the morning. Probably has a half smoked blunt and is blurting out racist slurs he learned in the Vietnam war. When he finally sobers up he will just say what are you looking at to the closest person near him and take a shot of nightquil and pass out on your couch to start the cycle over again the next day

Child: mom grandpa is scaring me

Mother: don't be a little bitch grandpa is just geting his grunk on

by Grunk fund June 11, 2018

gunkster

A cross between a punk, a goth, and a gangster.
Typically someone who draws on their face with eyeliner, and wears spiked bracelettes, but doesn't listen to goth or punk music at all,
they listen to 50 cent.

Diana loves 50 cent, but cuts herself and wears eyeliner tears.

by Springloaded September 6, 2005

gunky

The consistency of the matter in your eyes when you wake up from a hard sleep.

When I woke up this morning, my eyes were all gunky.

by D Lu January 17, 2008