Golden Load

The Golden Load is a move similar to the Golden Shower, but is sneaky. It's the act of giving a facial after sex or blowjob, but instead of rewarding the lucky woman (or man) with a sticky wad, you begin to piss upon their face.

*Warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.

Alex: Oh my god dude, funniest shit ever.
Derek: What man? What?!?!?
Alex: So lastnite when Amanda was giving me head, I totaly pulled out and told her I was about to cum, but instead I gave her the Golden Load and I pissed on her face. Caught her off gaurd so bad.
Derek: What the fuck? Really?
Alex: No, I was joking.
Derek: Alright, that'd be gross.
Alex: It was actually your mom.

by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 25, 2008

Golden Ramsey

Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.

The meatloaf was burnt so James gave his wife a Golden Ramsey.

by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020

Golden Ronald

When a homeless crack whore gets your pee fetish off by letting you urinate on her for a Quarter pounder meal.

I’ve been feeding that crack whore with the golden Ronald every day for the last two weeks. She smells like hot urine anyway so why not.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020

Golden Blizzard

When someone has their tongue stuck to a pole and you take a piss in their mouth

When Jeremy encountered Marvin he laughed and gave him a golden blizzard instead of helping him

by The Vacuum September 27, 2014

golden anniversary

The year you've been together or are celebrating something when it matches the date :

You were first published on July 31, 1977. July 31 of 2008 is 31 years later - this is your golden anniversary of being a published author.

by Whizz211 January 17, 2014

golden empire

An ant colony on the popular YouTube series ant Canada

The golden empire explored there new home

by The dark knights July 26, 2017

Golden Pepe

The most rarest breed of Pepe on earth that you can find. He cannot be killed and is a god

"I want to be like Golden Pepe when I grow up! He is an amazing god!!"

by SansGaming December 27, 2016