gestapo

To grab someone on the balls with incredible force with the intent to inflict severe pain and discomfort. A method of interrogation used by the Nazi Gestapo who discovered that even the most hardest of men would spill the beans when their jewels were being crushed.

Dude why are you walking so funny?
Well i was hitting on some chick in the bar and said the wrong thing. Next thing i knew she gave a me gestapo and i was on the ground puking

by schizer December 9, 2006

Gestable

Gestable (n): I homosexual woman exhibiting traits of a male;
2. A man with low alcohol tolerance
3. A woman resembling a bulldog

1.Look at that asshole! He can barely take a 30 pack!

2.Shit Dude look at that gestable. That butch haircut it ridiculous.

by tirco October 10, 2007

Glastic

Glastic: a glass that is made of plastic, or: a plastic cup that looks like glass.A combination of the words "glass" and "plastic".

"Luckily this cup is glastic because I just dropped it!"

by Pogmotoin February 21, 2009

Birkenstock Gestapo

Term used in reference to a group of stereotypical, postmodern hippy-wannabes.

Not to be confused with true, original, peaceful hippies of the 1960s, this modern day self-proclaimed socially conscious group often have extremely aggressive, militant views and attitudes, and will resort to physical measures during the course of their unwarranted, misdirected "peaceful protests".

Readily identified by their stereotypical, common choice of footware (see, Birkenstocks), members of this social classification can be found wherever protests are being held, regardless of how valid the cause may be.

see also Hipptards.

QFT (in Berkeley, California):

Birkenstock Gestapo: "A guy who has just moved here from Nigeria and became a US Citizen can't be called an African American because his ancestors weren't slaves."

Me: "WTF?!"

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Why do you hate so much?"

Me (confused as all hell): "Erm... What are you talking about? Then, *mocking*:Dude, Why don't you stop swimmin' at the bottom of the bong, man."

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Nazi" *snarls*

Me: /facepalm *walks away laughing*

by razed November 2, 2007

Ghestie

A ghost fan who is also your friend - usually mentally ill and/or on the spectrum.
They tend to put "Gh" in front of words when it's related to the band ghost;

EX: Ghooty Shorts, Ghlube, Ghoncert, Ghildo, Ghope, ETC.

Person 1: "Hey Ghestie!"
Person 2: "I don't even like ghost"

by Squidissue February 20, 2023

gestapo

Somone who yells lowdly and gives orders, as if they were a Member of the Gestapo.

That kid yelling at the dog is acting like the Gestapo.

by Christafah July 19, 2006

Romantic Gesture

A Romantic Gesture is identical to a Loving Gesture, except that in order to qualify as "romantic," it needs to be at least somewhat pointless or useless; lacking in practical function or utility.

If you wash the dishes, take out the trash, fart elsewhere, tell her you love her, go to her special events, and buy her tampons, but don't buy her flowers that will die in just days, you've never performed a single Romantic Gesture. What a dick.

by TheTed January 18, 2015