giver the onion

The wanting to have sexual relations with a female. Also, the act of penetration to the point that you might make her cry (onion).

Did you see that chick Bob, I want to giver the onion
Past tense: I gave Sherry the onion last night and I don't think she liked it as much as I did.

by renmenfire October 19, 2007

D Major in her V Giner

a penis//dick in a vagina//pussy

Man 1: So what are you two doing after the date?
Man 2: I'm gonna put my D Major in her V Giner
or
I love music. My favorite composition is the one where it goes from D Major into the V Giner

by IzzyP August 8, 2009

gizard

A gizard is like an arm and also like a pancake. Simply put, it can be whatever you want it to be ie. Dave.

Where is the gizard and what is it kept by?

by Lit (Jumbo with Chips) April 16, 2009

remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.

Ryan Ibsen is a remote meat gazer.

by novaman November 7, 2007

naval gazer

what someone is during the act of fellatio. while they are down there, they are at eye level the pitcher's naval.

she's a great naval gazer.

by wode June 18, 2007

'ginerface

One with the face of a vagina.

"Ew, look at the skank with the 'ginerface!" erupted Cindy Lou Who.

by Jiblath Michtort April 27, 2006

Naked Lady Giver

Any computer connected to the internet.

(As in capable of accessing pornographic, adult material)

I woulda checked my email, but I got a virus on my naked lady giver.

by Team_ZG_DrAwesome November 26, 2011