Gerbaldicus

An old man who enjoys sexually pleasing his dog or parrot, he cant keep his thoughts to himself and often masturbates in public.

MY fried gerald is such a gerbaldicus!

by Mind Trap December 11, 2004

Gerald

A rapist that indulges only in little kids. Usually has a bulbous head

Watch out little Becky and Timmy, Gerald comes out at night

by Suwoop4747 September 17, 2016

steven gerrard

Yet another overrated footballer, at least within these shores, for the all familar trait of being English.

He leads the hypocrisy brigade when it comes to the notions of all other footballers, especially foreign ones (i.e. Christiano Ronaldo) are cheats, yet he dived in the 2004 Champions' League Final, and does it regular for his club, Liverpool. Just ask fans of Sheffield United from the opening day of this season, or how about for England duty against Hungary before the World Cup. Of course, as he's English and white, it's "clever" play, unlike when someone like didier Drogba does it.

He also seems to fit into David Beckham's place on the right side of midfield for England very well - he constantly exposes the defence by going on runs up the field or cutting inside in search of his own personal glory, so everyone else has to cover for his ego. Just like he fits into Michael Owen's place at Liverpool due to winning penalties more often than any other player.

Steven Gerrard is the world's best midfielder (apart from the likes of Pirlo or Gattuso, who are World Class, not just players that look good against West Brom and Sunderland).

by OD Smith October 11, 2006

Gerald

The strong silent type. Very muchly of Cuban descent. Holds the universe together in his bare hands. His only weakness is water that is not deemed pure by The magical unicorn fairies of angels of God. He can be a homicidal maniac and will fuck you up. you're only warning is if he bursts into rapid fire spanish. you can run, but you won't run far because he will create a crater and it will suck your soul from yo' body!

Guy 1: F*** YOU GERALD!!!
Guy 2: dude shut the hell up! do you wanna be sucked into a soul sucking crater???
Guy 1: oh my gawd it's true...
Gerald: Voy a pisar el patio de su cuerpo que culo agujero!!!
Guy 2: don't try to run....
Guy 1: Nooooooooooo-------
Gerald: mmmmm sooooouuullllssss....

by FreeSnickers October 6, 2011

gerald

when the ash on your blunt, joint, or cigarette piles up so high that it looks like Gerald's hair from "Hey Arnold!".

Jim: Yo dude you might wanna ash soon. Your blunt is geralding hard.

or

Stacy: The gerald on my cig was so high, it fell all over my pants.

by nastyvibrations July 15, 2011

Germalian

Someone who's ethnicity is Half German, Half italian. Or Consisting mainley of German & itlian.

My Dads German, My Mums Italian, that makes me a Germalian

by Hollyy' MaliBu March 20, 2011

Gerald

A person who is commonly confused with Gilbert. They are usually trying to find love, but is always rejected. People say they always knows him, but no one tries to hang out with him. He pretty average in school with B's and C's. He make jokes mostly depressing one along with puns.

Gerald: hey would u like to go out with me
Girl:no I only see u as a friend

by The missing eggplant October 7, 2017