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funch

To flip a pillow over to the cool side.
I funched the pillow and then put it under her ass to we could do it doggy style.
by valueslut February 27, 2003
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functional dumbass

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.
1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!
by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009
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Funchal

Capital city of Madeira, an epic island.
by BritishRage.uk October 11, 2012
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Funching

Brooke had a permanent limp from a full night of funching from the footy team.

All the guys at the party spat on Gary's fist before he funched Brooke's asshole.
by Buttman 2000 January 1, 2014
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funcking

listening to bruno mars’ ‘uptown funk’ while having sex
“I was just Funcking my wife, I hope our baby is a mini Bruno Mars

credit to @_keithkogayne_ on twitter
by lancesthighs February 24, 2018
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al funcoot

The alias mad by the villian count olaf from a series of unfortunate events c o u n t O l a f A l f u n c o o t
The villian al funcoot is on the loose
by Klaus bauldalaire March 4, 2019
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FUCT

FUCT: From Under the Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy

Has noone else picked up on this?
From
Under
the
Cork
Tree
=FUCT
by kcs October 1, 2006
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