by hannahell0 August 3, 2018
Get the funkered mug.Two faced person thats unsure of themselves. Acts as if they with the drama then backs down last min. Leaves you hanging all the time. Person you just wanna slap some confidence into.
(Commonly used in Baltimore and DMV area)
(Commonly used in Baltimore and DMV area)
Did he just run from that guy?
Yo a straight Fluke
Dawg you scared of the pussy or something?
Yous a Fluke ...boi!
Yo a straight Fluke
Dawg you scared of the pussy or something?
Yous a Fluke ...boi!
by Chauncy Chances October 17, 2018
Get the Fluke mug."I was playing fortnite and I got sniped by a funkenbusch"
"I was playing man hunt and someone jumped out of the and yelled 'I'm a funkenbush!' and ran away"
"I was playing man hunt and someone jumped out of the and yelled 'I'm a funkenbush!' and ran away"
by thelittledipper November 6, 2018
Get the funkenbusch mug.by McGwire December 23, 2018
Get the Fluke mug.A person who is found to be a cheating, lying git who sleeps with anyone they can get their slimy hands on.
by GamezRDirty August 9, 2019
Get the Funkenschlag mug.by Bmorenigga23 September 22, 2019
Get the Fluke mug.A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
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