feltchwad

A lowlife politically appointed worker.

He looks like a Cook County feltchwad!

by Ozzyfan August 18, 2009

fleft

A Florida left, where you always have to go past your destination, make a u-turn, and then turn right when you get back to that destination.

There's the restaurant right there, take a fleft at this next stoplight.

by Clark Grizvold September 14, 2010

Flectate

The art of using your reflection in a window, or other translucent item, to improve your appearance.

Example: The wind blew your hair into disarray. You used a store-front window to check your reflection and fix your hair.

Sample sentence: Chris flectated the other day in the Macy's window.

by schnarf78 September 29, 2011

Felton

N. The act of making love to an armpit.

I can't believe it costs an extra $15 just to felton that girl.

by T. Francis Callahan March 4, 2007

felt

Bike shorts that are not black and are tight enough to show all the contents of someone's package

Dude, did you check out the felt on those guys from Poland in the red kit?? Was that real or a potato?

by P.Pie May 18, 2007

Felth

A point in life where the person just doesn't care anymore about living or dying. The reasons for not caring anymore could be anything. Whether it's because of some fatal disease to depression to just being unhappy with oneself.

"He's in such a state of felth that no matter what good comes his way, he'll just brush it off"

"Ever since losing his wife, he's been feeling felthocious"

by Goatmetal October 30, 2007

Feltcher

One who after sucking cum out of his partner's ass will exchange it with him orally.

"The sick bastard was feltching with his gay lover"

by noone important February 4, 2003