Fistance

Unit of measure for girth acceptance of the vagina in decimal fists.

"I nailed this chick last night but the fistance was 1.4; it was like parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar."

by CorollaCrew November 6, 2012

firstable

What an idiot says instead of First Of All.

Firstable, I am a fuck whit that doesn’t understand English so your argument is invalid

by DumbAsses November 12, 2014

fietanscvmrag

COOLEST MUTUAL 🕺🏻‼️

“Have you seen that new video fietanscvmrag posted?”

Person:”no who is that?”
“*loud emo gasp* YOH RINT KNWO WHOOO THAT IS 😮🤨ONLY THE BEST MUTUAL EVER”

by Shoyosjumpy_lover November 13, 2021

firstard

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

firestarter

A troubled, characterized person, who'll start major ruckus in a certain situation.

That guy just ran over a bunch of kids with his SUV. He's a firestarter!!

by Ragez October 6, 2003

Windows Fista

Slang: Describes the product Windows Vista in non microsoft terms. Essentially, you and your computer are going to be fckd in the ass by this product.

Windows Fista will make you it's bitch

by Colio November 9, 2006

Finsta

An Instagram account in which is a 'fake insta'; most people with a finsta also have a rinsta, a 'real insta'. They post funny pictures of themselves or long rants and the people that follow them are very selective; the username is usually funny

Follow my finsta, it is so funny.

by fvckmedaddV February 27, 2017