Slap fiddle

When a bitch sucking your dick then suddenly slaps it and blows on it to play like a fiddle, causing instant orgasm.

Bro she was sucking my dick real good then pulled a Slap Fiddle on me! Shit was awesome

by Krackerjack February 6, 2018

Fiddle Foot

A fiddle foot is someone who doesn't let moss gather! They like to wander, travel, explore. They're restless.

My darling sis is quite a fiddle foot, having moved from Philadelphia, to Houston, to Antwerpen.

by well-fed-kitty January 26, 2017

Fiddling

When you mess around intending to have fun but instead get your ass beat.

Aaron: Dad, Dave is fiddling!
Dad: I’m gonna give him a can of whoop ass

by Beck stewart June 3, 2021

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

fiddle biscuits

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

by papayapussy November 1, 2018

Slippery Fiddle

When one is having sex with there partner and they add too much lube into the mix, the males penis starts wracking it’s partner with his penis in the face because he can’t keep it in the whole

“My husband couldn’t keep control of his Slippery Fiddle last night”

by Ass Slime June 23, 2018

Double Dutch Fiddle

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.

Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle

by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019