Fig

a little nonce that needs to be clarted

that lanky bloke over there's an absolute fig

by Gucciflexbape March 12, 2021

Fig

Fig is a name given to only the most baddest bitch around. She wont put up with anyone's shit and isnt afraid to tell you how it is. She's sexy, intelligent and confidence. Despite being slightly intimidating she also has a lot of love to give and only wants the best for other people. Fig is a ride or die friend.

" want to know a girl who only takes em big?"
"Oh shit. I know that girl, they call her Fig"

by I'm dat bitch February 27, 2019

Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

by Panini press March 26, 2020

Fig-gler

One who plays with themselves.

Oh my goodness... Hes a fig-gler!!

by Cocoasunshinequeen January 1, 2017

Dirty Figs

When a person performs a sexual act of excretion on their partner, but opens and closes their sphincter repeatedly to cut the faeces into tiny pellets creating a droplet sensation on the other person’s body or face.

“She really made my night when she dropped the dirty figs on me. Have you tried that shit? It tickles!”

by WettFannie November 16, 2020

White line Yellow Fig

The dermatology of skin found in a veiny stomach.

Habilitation: “Wow your White line Yellow fig is huge since I let you in skin room first!”

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Figging

The process of sticking a fig up your ass

What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry

by Liam diball (real name search) April 14, 2024