Eugene

Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.

Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.

by Baggy pants January 31, 2020

Eugene

A god in general and is constantly in war with Red Men and Eggs. He is an extremely sexy man and gets many girls

Eugene destroyed the kingdom of Red People

by Eugene Hanman August 9, 2020

roan eugene

Literally the best guy ever! KNows how to make you feel better, and can always make you laugh. Even though he is a bit on the sarcastic side, he makes an amazing boyfriend, brother and son. Extremly smart, and fantastic and witty and amazing and also has a big....brain. Easy to love, and you'll never forget him.

Person A: OMG she is so lucky!!
Person B: Why?!?
Person A: She is dating Roan Eugene!!!
Person B:.....LUCKY!!!

by rara4612 October 21, 2012

Eugene

Many people view him as a faggot or nerd but when you actually get to know him, he’s really kind and caring and always puts others before himself. Not to mention really good at sports and probably has a 10 generation knowledge in Kung Fu. Probably IP Man’s great great nephew or something.

So think twice before you choose to get on his bad side.

“Damn who is this nerd! He broke this guy’s bone in 1 punch!”
“Done careful, don’t you know that’s Eugene?”

by Asian Shelby November 23, 2021

Eugene

This is a very down to earth person who really loves keeping to himself, not leaving out the fact that he’s incredibly handsome and smart, when girls like him he never gets the hint.

Damn, why wouldn’t Eugene notice me

by George Shawn November 23, 2021

Eugene

Very handsome man, often qualified as mentally and physically unstable. Attracted by kids of a younger age. Clumsy and unsuccessful, very often pictured with a Henry. Eugne is also very likely to be spotted in a massive school shooting.

Eugene is very often in company of Henry. Also portrayed as a magnet to the ladies

by Simon_0229 November 23, 2021

Eugene

Eugene is a fart knocker from Phillipsburg, who was born from a turd with corn in it, floating down the Delaware River. He is sexy, smart, an amazing DJ and wears overalls to church. You piss him off, he will shit in your mouth and smack yo ass with a vacuum. He doesn’t put up with shit, especially yours, you old fucking kook. He’s loud, unmannered and fucking hotter than your mom. Hold the beef, he’s vegan.

You’re such a Eugene.

by Bitcheugene November 23, 2021