1 definition by Bitcheugene
Eugene is a fart knocker from Phillipsburg, who was born from a turd with corn in it, floating down the Delaware River. He is sexy, smart, an amazing DJ and wears overalls to church. You piss him off, he will shit in your mouth and smack yo ass with a vacuum. He doesn’t put up with shit, especially yours, you old fucking kook. He’s loud, unmannered and fucking hotter than your mom. Hold the beef, he’s vegan.
by Bitcheugene November 24, 2021