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Emotov cocktail

A short, cryptic, and usually dreary blog entry intended to draw out replies of maudlin concern or curiosity.

The term is a pun on "Molotov cocktail" in that the author's post is akin to throwing a small incendiary merely to see who will react.
Blogger:
i will never be the same after tonight

-rob

Reply:
Need some Bauhaus with that Emotov cocktail, Rob?
by Burke Hamblin April 11, 2008
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empty the chili bowl

It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.
Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.
by SR&AB October 1, 2010
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empty pocket syndrome

When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.
Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?

Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.

Bob: Bummer
by dherbig April 19, 2011
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empty pastry bag

1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating

2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman
I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.
by jwonder May 12, 2011
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Emprophagia

The act of eating vomit.
Etymology: Emesis+Pro+Phagia
I watched my cat vomit his chickenfeast all over my freshly cleaned carpet. It was no big deal though, because he promptly performed emprophagia on it.
by Emprophagiaforthemasses September 25, 2012
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Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.
Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013
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emprovise

Pac's little tribe on ark survival evolved. Prone to bitching and blaming others for everything wrong in the game. Also see "petty minded people"
Pac can emprovise deez nutz.
by keasthellione August 12, 2017
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