emotional dyslexia

the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.

oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.

dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!

by geek.neo January 16, 2011

void of emotions

It's when you feel dead on the inside. No, not even dead. You don't feel anything. As if all the nerve impulses in your body died. It's a temporary state that hits you out of no where. A state where life gets sucked out of you and nothing can trigger emotions inside.

That, or when bae spanks you but you don't get turned on.

"Man my girlfriend is so void of emotions sometimes, not even hickies turn her on."

"Don't mess with me, I'm void of emotions right now and the thought of slicing your balls into salad doesn't sound bad "

by Roseannnn June 5, 2016

Emoticon Denouement

When you're having a conversation with someone online and it starts to get boring so it slowly drifts into replies of emoticons until neither party replies.

Omar: Steve help! My convo with Sarah is drifting into an emoticon denouement.

Steve: Who the hell are you and why are you using my computer?

by Teetburger August 15, 2010

Emotions

Emotions are a mental/psychological phenomenon that occur in most humans. Emotions seem to be found more often in isolated females than isolated males, and more often in females in general. Interestingly though, males who are exposed to females on a regular basis also exhibit symptoms of having emotions. Thus, it is theorized that emotions arise from the ovaries and are transmittable through prolonged interaction with a carrier.

"The emotions of joy, sorrow, reverence, hate, and love."

by Lethic February 13, 2006

emotional slut

Someone who reveals all their emotional baggage to anyone who will listen. Relates to someone who talks about all their problems--especially in dating and love--on a first date.

Sarah and John will not be going on another date because she was an emotional slut on the last one. She told him all about her failed relationships, problems with her boss, and how her cat keeps throwing up. She cried; he left.

by Jacquelina January 13, 2009

mixed emotions

Where you are feeling a mixture of many emotions.

Person one: "Gahh, I have some serious mixed emotions..."
Person two: "How so?"
Person one: "I am bored, Cold, Sleepy, Mad, Lazy, and upset."

by TashiaLynn December 27, 2007

Friends with Emotional Benefits

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically guys named Mike and girls named Ha have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get together.

by Vu Nguyen June 11, 2006