hand-held darkness eliminator

An awesomely descriptive name for a flashlight (or torch if you hail outside the United States).

Peter: Hey Steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?

Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!

Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?

by JDMGio March 26, 2011

elainy

Shes like a rose .She is the most amazing person you will ever meet . she is kind , caring and she loves whom love her back. She will care for you . she will be right by your side when you need her the most. but she can play with your mind she can play with it like its nothing .she loves to play. She only does this with people she feels like playing with ..you never want to get on her bad side,you never want to say the wrong thing to her .. Becuase she will end up getting you back .she always does.she might look nice .she might not seem like the person to go after you . but really shes just waiting for the right time to burn your feelings into ashes .. She has alot to say when the time comes to say it.

Elainy;
She like a rose ..looks beautiful but she can hurt you if she feels like it..she keeps her mouth shut becuase she knows her words can cut like a knife

by True statements. March 31, 2017

Elfinophilia

The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.

When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.

by [VBM] December 7, 2006

Elaina

Words to describe Elaina
Slim think
Beautiful

Fine
Most likely mixed
Beautiful hair
Can talk shit bout anyone
Lit/Werid/Psycho
Doesn’t give a fuck bout shit
Best girlfriend

Joe:have you seen my beautiful girlfriend Elaina
Carlos:Ya wish she was mine

by Shxhdzn December 27, 2018

Dirty Elina

When a girl actually has a penis and she whips and its way bigger than yours. She then proceeds to anally fuck you while singing old macdonald had a farm, she then shaves her rapunzel pubes and force feeds them down your throat which you are weirdly attracted too. You then cum all over her pet dog called scruffy but it doesn't show because it's a white dog.

Yesterday Geoff and I pulled a Dirty Elina, my dog will never be the same

by jesuspp May 13, 2022

Eline

She gives you gum therefore she is a nice perosn.

Oh my god i just got gum from Eline

by Rich cool guy April 24, 2019

most extreme elimination challenge

Show found on Spike TV. More-the-less a Jackass gameshow. Hosted by Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship... but we all know it's Captain Teneal who carries all the weight on that show.

I saw some guy get his nuts totally annihilated on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge last night!

by trixter1138 September 5, 2003