the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
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Any punk fifty or older, revered and respected in the punk rock scene by the younger generations of punks.
Hey! Tania's hit 5-0 she's elderpunk now!
Kudos to the elderpunks who kept it from dying!
You ain't elderpunk, you're only forty-seven!
Kudos to the elderpunks who kept it from dying!
You ain't elderpunk, you're only forty-seven!
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Get the Elder Vex mug.An all boy private school located in Cincinnati, Ohio. They are known for their general gayness and incapability to succeed at any type of athletic endeavor. This can be seen by witnessing any of their recent football games against Colerain Highschool. On June 5th, they hold their Annual Sausage Fest, a get-together consisting of the large portion of gay students who attend Elder, and gay Elder Alumni. Elder consists of mainly gay fags who are obviously inflamed by the fact that their sexually abusive fathers made them attend Elder instead of a school in the area with a better reputation at being thugnificent at everything, such as Colerain Highschool.
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