dyslexic

Something that makes you see things backwards.

Hi, I'm dyslexic.

by Apul January 29, 2003

Dyble

To become Legendary, exciting and witty.

I was a right Dyble last night, blue!.

by Harold of the Poms July 2, 2003

Derple Dyslexia

Comes in one of two forms:

1) Syndrome: A one time screw-up that is so foreseeable, that you have no idea how you made the mistake.

2) Disease: A lifetime of ridiculously terrible screw-ups that have complete an utter alternatives, yet someone makes that mistake and can't see where they went wrong. Cases can range from bad to severe based on the symptoms.

1) "Dude, I can't believe I walked into that lamp post. I must have Derple Dyslexia Syndrome.

2) "Man, that driver has ran 3 red lights in a row and just pulled out in front of an 18-wheeler. He must have Derple Dyslexia Disease.

by InvisaThreat August 16, 2012

Dytem

An item that must be accomplished or conquered prior to dying.

Going to a Super Bowl is my biggest dytem. I must do it before I die!!

by DCPEP April 28, 2011

dyllen

An angry goth nigga.

Dyllen: You wanna like, kys?

by DeathlyRider May 21, 2018

dyslex-heimers

A cross between alzheimers & dyslexia, where the little that you remember is all mixed up.

I have been aflected with Dyslex-heimers since I entered the business world.

by H Kopciak August 26, 2008

dyslextext

The condition or act of answering texts in the wrong order causing confusion and irritation to your confusable and irritable co-workers and friends.

To Friend: Hey wanna hangout Tuesday night?

From Friend: Sure what time?

From Friend: Btw how's the new job?

To Friend: Job is pretty cool so far. Can you go Tuesday?

From Friend: I already told you I could go out! Didn't you get my reply?

To Friend: Sorry...I've got dyslextext.

by yowaldo May 24, 2010