Dragon Penis

Dragon Penis is God. Obey him, love him, respect him. He has endured many pains for us. He is the world's last hope.

Have you let Dragon Penis into you?

by Head of the Church of D.P. September 25, 2009

draco season with the bookbag

breaking up with someone by using the tiktok audio “draco” with the last line being: “you ain’t never get your b back”

girl : draco season with the bookbag
boy: dammit 😭😭

by ashhishhlshheshheshhn March 25, 2022

Dragon Energy

Kanye West created the term describing dragon energy as “Natural born leaders Very instinctive Great foresight.”

You don't have to agree with trump but the mob can't make me not love him. We are both dragon energy. He is my brother. I love everyone.

by finleychips May 30, 2018

Draco Malfoy

The cutest person to ever exist, misunderstood, deserves a happy life!!!!!!! Plays a "villain" in Harry Potter but is clearly not, he had bad influences all his life and is taught to be on the "dark side" what else would you expect him to do? Almost has to kill Dumbledore and breaks down because he says if he doesn't..."I will be killed". His parents are gross people and he is an angel and I love him so much.

Friend 1: Hey is that Draco Malfoy?
Friend 2: He is the cutest person to ever exist! He deserves better!
Friend 1: Draco!!!

by hhehehe July 31, 2020

Dragon Drill

Getting your ass eaten out and getting the tongue stuck right up your asshole.

For the shit that she does give her a drum roll, coz the dumb bitch licks out the asshole. She even will give you the old Dragon Drill.

by Mingie January 6, 2009

Puff the Magic Dragon

Paff,Der Zauberdrachen (Puff the Magic Dragon) song sang in german & performed Monkey Circus linz 1975 by Marlene Dietrich where her very long career largely ended when she broke her leg:Believed by some trippy hippies to refer to smoking marijuana,due to references to paper dragon(draggin)and puffs of smoke.therfore being banned around some of the world with it's association with the drug culture.

hippy: PMD a coded song about marijuana.
negra:no shit bro,i tink it was the Spooky Douglas AC-47 gunships developed by the US Air Force during the Vietnam War.
hippy:O hare krishna Puff the Magic Dragon maybe your right!

by mohair June 15, 2007

Poop a dragon

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass.

yeah man after eating those suicide wings i had to poop a dragon.

by WackedoutZeus April 1, 2009