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Drunk Norris

Engaging in the act of karate whilst intoxicated.
Hank turned into Drunk Norris after 2 and a half beers and round housed my cat.
by Jfattz August 27, 2013
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money drunk

A phrase describing folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes severe lapses in judgment.
My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become progressively ultra-stupid; he became the poster boy for money drunk when he bought himself one of them exotic animal ranches!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2020
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shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.
How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill
by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014
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drunk poke

After a night of drinking, you start poking people on Facebook you would not normally converse with otherwise.
Why is Chris poking everyone on his friends list? I haven't talked to him in like 5 years.

He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.
by Gina and Mary Ann March 20, 2008
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Diaper Drunk

This term is used to describe someone who has either planned on becomming or is so intoxicated they have to wear a diaper in fear of wetting or soiling their clothing.

Created in 2008.
Man, last night Charles was diaper drunk. He ACTUALLY pissed himself!
by Numb-Shack resident October 7, 2010
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Drunk on Life

When you are completely oblivious to anything occurring while you are walking, running, or just plain moving as you create mayhem for other people without realizing it because you think the whole world revolves around you and you don't have to be careful for anything.
Stephanie the typical teenage girl was drunk on life when she walked over an old lady and walked into oncoming traffic as she was texting creating a huge accident.
by akararules July 9, 2010
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Drunk Sledding

When A snow day comes around and you want a little spark to sledding. Best when sledding 10 minutes after gulping down 10 shots of your favorite liquor. You wont feel a thing.
Yo, Were snowed in, lets get some Absolut and go drunk sledding!
by Abu and Antonella December 14, 2008
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