Not A Dolphin

Anything that isn't a dolphin.

"What's that animal called?"
"Not a dolphin."

by Raisin Hell April 6, 2009

douch'e

Douche with the added apastrophe e ('e) to make it a sound like touch'e often used in an argument when one person has defeated the other with a quick jab of wit

Dewd: hahahha, ur gay
Dude: your MOM'S gay!
Dewd: (admitting defeat) douch'e

by Rorudo September 3, 2007

riding the dolphin.

Means to masterbate. The dolphin being pleasure and my masterbating you are riding this pleasure. from old english when english navy men would go to the caribbean and ride dolphins for pleasure after being at war.

Man 1:I thought you were going to call me last night?
Man 2: sorry i fell asleep after riding the dolphin.

by ponthedon. May 6, 2009

Dolphin stab

Ramming your penis in a females anus unexpectedly while having vaginal sex. She then makes eeeeehhhhhh noise that sounds like a dophin.

Sara freaked out on Billy when she got dolphin stabbed.

by Big brotha thunder April 17, 2011

dolphin water

Unsweetened tea.

I don't like the taste of dolphin water. That shit is whack yo.

by Brynn Harley August 20, 2017

douch rocket

A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch.

You are a douch rocket.

by SPS November 19, 2004

Dolph

someone who is the coolest person you know and does the craziest shit.

check out dolph
he cannot be called dolph, doesn't deserve it
i love that dolph

by Dolphus Raymond December 22, 2009