Douchetool

A person, generally a man, characterized by bad hair, trendy tattoos, and earrings; usually smells strongly of both body spray and alcohol.

Moronic, unemployed loser.
Said person is both a "Douche" and a "Tool."

douchetool douche tool douchebag

by lisalisadep October 28, 2009

DoucheSlut

A girl who goes around arousing guys while she's on her period.

Dude, Sue was being such a doucheslut. She was dancing with all the guys at the party and most of em had blood stains on their pants.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

douchetee

a douche with a goatee

damn, bill is such a douchetee

by hcier mit May 11, 2008

douchetart

a sour-souled and unpleasant person who is generally impolite. A bitter asshole.

"Geez. Sam's being such a douchetart today."

"Amber, Sam IS a douchetart!"

by spankette August 20, 2008

Douchesicle

Adj. A word used to describe a person that is beyond a douchebag.

Person 1: That son of a bitch just cut me off!

Person 2: Smash into that Douchesicle and pee on his unconscious face!

by J.L. Beardsley January 16, 2009

Doucheskillets

1)A general term used to emphasize a situation when things in life suck.

2)A demeaning word used to confuse the person your telling off.

3)Another word for moron.

Instead of "Shit!" you look to the sky and announce "Doucheskillets!"


"No you stupid Doucheskillet!"

by Meliisdashiznet December 16, 2008

douchesaurus

A dinosaur sized douche-bag, a person worse than a douche-bag but not as bad as a fucktard.
(pronounced: douche-a-saurus)

Gina: Matt never texted me back last night.
Bob: What a douchesaurus.

by The Blonde Bombers January 19, 2009