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don’t cheese me 

“bro..my mom keeps on nudging me to wash the dishes like don’t cheese me I’ll get to them.
don’t cheese me by miwa! October 3, 2025

Mum don’t love me 

Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident

Feet don't fail me now 

“Feet, don't fail me now!” is an old expression that's usually said when someone is running away from peril- they do not want to slow down so that they will be trapped or caught, and are self-encouraging themselves to keep going. In the song, it's used more as an excuse to keep dancing and not get tired.
Charles: I want to dance, please feet don't fail me now
Feet don't fail me now by pedriluvr November 20, 2023

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday 

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

I guess you don’t like me 

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.

Hit me, but don’t shit me 

It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.
Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.