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Docker Diver

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.
Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.
by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010
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Doctor's Moment

When the nurse says "The doctor will be with you in a moment" and you end up waiting 10 or more minutes. Also known as a Doctor's Minute.
Nurse:"The doctor will be with you in a moment."

Ten minutes later

Patient: "Sure, a Doctor's Moment."
by marysm July 13, 2010
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Doctor Dubbya

DR. W - Drunken Raging Whore generally used to refer to a girl who goes from being a prudish Ice-Queen to a Wanton-Hussy overnight.
Amanda Lunny is the prototypical Doctor Dubbya.
by boyTerry September 13, 2011
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doctor brain

The art of one yelling “Doctor Brain” aloud while simultaneously flashing others with his ballsack. Typically done in locker rooms
This kid pulled a Doctor Brain in the locker room today, wasn’t a pleasant sight.
by Sham_wow February 13, 2018
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Doctor Donothing

Doctor Dolittle's more eccentric office-mate. A person so fully connected to the animals that he finds humans strangely exotic.
"Where's Doctor Donothing?"
"Outside, where he's been since four AM, feeding the deer, the squirrels and chipmunks, the birds and the dogs. When I try to talk to him, he looks at me like I belong in an aquarium."
by Monkey's Dad October 24, 2020
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dotter beak

Bootifil jigga boo beak fox nuts nipples aiken is a hillybilly
That dotter beak sure does whip aiken
by Nose beak April 26, 2022
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Doctor's whispers

When A Doctor or specialist misdiagnosis someone because they have either;

1). profiled the patient with a prejudice based on their physical appearance, usually after just meeting them;

or
2). they played the most likely odds on the patients symptoms without actually running any tests;

or
3). were simply just careless when filling in a form and autofill finished their spelling.

eg. typing Osteoporosis instead of Osteoarthritis.

The whisper happens when it gets put on the patients permanent record without their knowledge and every doctor who views it from there on in, starts with a bias against the patient and will always believe the offending doctor over the patient, simply because it was written by another doctor.
Specialist: "Your blood pressure is quite high."
Patient: I just have white coat syndrome. My readings at home are normal
Specialist writes down that the patient has severe anxiety.
Every doctor after that: "Your symptoms are all in your head. Here take a pill to help with that."
Patient: "No I don't want to take something that I don't need. That's dangerous."
Doctor writes down that the patient is delusional and catastrophises a lot.

Patient finally see's their own medical record and sobs, "For crying out loud. These Doctor's whispers will be the death of me".
by the kid from MAD magazine March 13, 2023
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