when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson
by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

by Heyyouthereiseeyouoverthere123 April 20, 2020

noun: A secret, usually prepaid, cell phone used by both males and females whom are having an affair in order to keep their normal cell phones free of evidence of the affair.
Woman #1: "I think my husband is cheating on me, but I checked his cell phone records and couldn't find any strange numbers on it".
Woman #2: "You might want to search his drawers for a dirty phone that he could be using instead".
Woman #2: "You might want to search his drawers for a dirty phone that he could be using instead".
by Ms. Fiddly Bums March 31, 2009

by DerekPeezy October 8, 2011

by Ada2m April 11, 2020

A London integrated thespian forced to put up with the antics of the West Country yokels of the Blackdown Hills.
John the Log: "Ere Dirty Browner get us another pint in derk glass, and tuck those cuffs before the duggs get them"
by Gert lugger January 17, 2014

by Bigpapi96 March 8, 2021
