Dicksicion

Dicksicion : That resolution a male makes or reach based entirely on how horny he is. You can spot a dicksicion on weekends or any other drinking and debauchery situations, normaly by a fairly attractive male smooching or leaving the club with a hideously ugly female with super assets. this also applies to impregnating below average women based on facial or physical attractiveness.

1. Hey dude, check, Baniroquai is leaving the club with that ferociously ugly chick.

2. Dude 1: hey man I have just found out No Teeth Nancy is pregnant with my mini me.

Dude 2: duuuuuuuuuude! what the fuck happened?

Dude 1: wrong dicksicion man, wrong dicksicion.

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by Baniroquai Rewo November 14, 2010

Dickfice

dick-fice. n, adj, v, adv, pron: A Naderword used during the onset of road rage. Can be used in most any situation/context, particularly when used in reference to white trash drivers. Not to be confused with "ahhh bitches" or "today on reddit."

"You could've made that yellow!"

"DICKFICE!"

by Ommegangnam Style December 25, 2012

dickliciousness

It fits in a hole.

Dickliciousness: A hole in three.

by Dicklexick November 29, 2013

dickwickian

The characterization assigned to members of the male gender in the species Homo Sapiens that are endowed with a big, fat DICK. Among the most frequent signs and symptoms of dickwickian syndrome are: unusually frequent zipper replacement, protrusion of trousers in the groinal area, inability to sit crossed legged without severe pain, inability to administer anal sex without severe pain/bleeding, inability to avoid penicular contact with lavatory porcelain while sitting, and blindness. As always, see your doctor if you have excessive soreness or aching glandulage, or if you have an erection lasting more than three hours.

His genitalia had been revered as absolutely dickwickian in nature.

by Master of PAIN! July 9, 2014

Dicksicle

When a man is so cold, his penis is almost literally ice. Also called "snowballs." Opposite of clitsicle (see clitsicle).

"Holy fuck, it's so cold, I'm sporting a massive dicksicle."

by Kat Rae December 13, 2014

Dicksicle

Someone who is a jerk or shows qualities of a dick

"OMG after he asked out that girl, Kaden turned into a dicksicle."

by Sweaty chicken June 19, 2015

Dickpinch

When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt

That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight

by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015