desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk

Matthew enjoys extreme desking in science class

by The Horse January 4, 2005

penetrative docking

a homosexual practice in which one man, the dock, enlarges his urethra to accommodate the penis of the docker.

"Dude, I finally got my pisshole big enough to fit your dong!"
"Sweet! Lets do some penetrative docking tonight!"
*homosexual butt slap*

by VWASP October 31, 2007

shit dicking

Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.

"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"

by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008

Space Docking

Two objects namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal.

Me and my jew bro went space docking last night... i was stuck for hours.

by Tates726 February 24, 2013

space docking

When a man shits into a womans vagina.

Brian squatted over her, lined it up, and began space docking.

by GarethLJ April 22, 2006

Infinity Docking

Infininty docking is a homosexual act where two males engage the art of docking, however in a unique position. The first male is positioned on his hands and knees. The second male then assumes the same position, although he must face in the opposite direction. The two males then grab their partner's ankles with a firm yet sensual grasp. The two extremely homosexual and homoerotic males then create an angle of, 45 degrees with respect to the desired coordinate axis, toward each other with their pelvises. The lead and more agressively dominant male then inserts his erect penis into the foreskin of his erect partner's penis. Thus creating the visualization of the common mathimatical symbol used to represent infinity. From this point the two males then begin to thrust gently, yet passionately, while singing Phil Collins lyrics to each other. This act continues until climax or until the two males realize how gay they are and enter a state of mental disorder.

If both males have been circumsized then a docking sleve may be purchased and used.

Lance and Edwardo grew tired of attenting the usual rusty trombone parties that occured Milhouse's residence so the decided to pick up a box of wine coolers and try infinity docking.

by Lance Power December 4, 2009

Ducking

Most commonly auto corrected work for fucking

I had a great time ducking my friend last night.

duck

"Go duck yourself"

by Simbops May 26, 2015