damaged-goods

A tumblr where a serious fat chick has photo-shopped herself to a size 6.....colors her eyes green even though they are a crappy brown......talks of nothing but sex & drugs....though someone would have to be seriously high to have sex with her. A total loser who actually believes that she'll never get called on her web pic lies....someone who actually believes that anyone would want to follow her on tumblr. A pathetic person who thinks she is just that cool even though 1/2 her questions & comments are sent to her by her.

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by TheRealF'ingDeal February 28, 2011

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quad damage

A bong with one large chamber and four pipes, allowing 4 people to get "damaged" at once.

YO nigga...we just hit the quad damage!!!!!

by Doctah G. April 21, 2006

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Damaged Goods

A female that has been taken advantage by the Bad Boys and Men that are usually out of her league, and got her heart broken multiple times.

She's usually a female in her early 30s, mostly a single mom, she never learn from her mistakes and still want the bad boy instead the good guy that will treat her right.

Damaged Goods: All men are the same, A*holes!
Mike: Check your friendzone, there is alot of guys will treat you like a queen.

Damaged Goods: Eww, disgusting!

by Tommydella October 8, 2021

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damaged cannibals

a new death/hair metal band that kicks alot of ass

dude, did you see the damaged cannibals last night.. they were awesome

by mr fore skin July 7, 2004

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name damage

A condition experienced by children at birth when their parents saddle them for life with names spelled like they were dumped out of an alphabet soup can.

1st-grade teacher: "Duh'Lousyannah, what an unusual name you have."

Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."

Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"

by keVIInXI August 17, 2010

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