lady dampener

A term referring to an attractive man or homosexual woman.

That Portia de Rossi is a real lady dampener.

by j7 January 24, 2014

Pap dampner

The couple of bits of bog roll you throw in to prevent backsplash before dropping the kids off at the pool

bro 1: damn, I gotta unload the groceries real bad

bro 2: don't forget the pap dampner, you don't want splashback

by eddie would go March 2, 2020

Jack Dempsey

A man who owes the majority of his fame to a fish.

I didn't know who Jack Dempsey was until I went to the "aggressive cichlids" shelf in petco

by Necrozma Beam January 11, 2021

Patrick dempsey

The hottest
The sexiest
The fittest

man on earth.

Mcdreamy >>>>

Patrick dempsey is the most handsome man ever

by Patrick’s wife January 13, 2023

Cramp in the Damp

Pain in the butt

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp

by MountainDrew March 21, 2019

put a damper on

to have a depressing, subdued or inhibited impact on

When UNC beat Duke for the Rat's final game in Cameron, it really put a damper on the slurpfest.

by hicountryho March 7, 2022

Black Damp

An absolutely amazing metal band made up of 5 equally amazing people.. Jason, Chuck, Roger, Boo, & Brent. Originating from Greenbrier, Fayette, & Raleigh Co., West Virginia! Black Damp = A total head banging experience that you will never forget!!!!!

Black Damp fuckin ROCKS!!!! \m/\m/

by ¢Àlil*irish¢À April 2, 2008