Carecourt

Carecourt is just like caretruck or carepolice and means when someone is going to fill in a stupid/idiotic complain the carecourt will handle it. Mostly used in an ironic context.

I feel e-violated somewhat...
>Fill in a complain at the carecourt.

by tttommeke May 15, 2008

Career crush

Having a crush-like feeling towards someone in your employed life. More than an admiration, but less than actual feelings.

Me: Ugh, I have such a career crush on my new boss.
Friend: Really? Why?
Me: She's just so awesomely smart and talented. I wish I was like her.
Friend: I feel ya.

by ttn13 September 1, 2013

careful kusher

a careful kusher is someone who smokes weed but doesn't want everyone to know. they want to maintain a good reputation and actually care about morals, but they don't mind getting a little #baked every once in a while

"Do you know Alex?"
"Yeah, she's such a careful kusher."

by closetstonerJB September 7, 2016

carear

A career that sucks so bad, you take it up the rear Monday through Friday from 9 to 5

I really need to find a new job, this carear is killing me!

by GlazeHer May 8, 2017

Care

The definition of care is very subjective and complicated, just like Humans. The way they process, the way they think, the way they act. It's all different, all unique. But so is how they love. Humans are assholes, its almost as if that's their nature. But once an asshole always an asshole so, when they want to show love, some are assholes. Some Humans cry to show care. Some might be nice, as to not hurt their feelings, and be the best them. When they try and show care, they listen, and are rational. While some may confuse it is as being mean, being angry when showing love, comes from poor affection, or none at all when a child. They come from a place of hate so they speak from one as well. But they try and give the reason they feel angry, to seem as if they were so angry they care. Last but not least, the fake ones. The ones with an ulterior motive, to make them feel better about themselves. We all know who. They are the people that you have to be cautious around. Some may or may not mean what they say. When you think they meant it, then find out they didn't, knowing how to control how you feel, and accept it is a great defence against those who are there just to break you down. What I'm trying to say is that many people care but they show it all differently. When it comes to sensing the fake ones, you have to trust your gut, but defending against them requires rationality. But care cannot be defined objectively, it can only be seen for what it is

1.A You're so pretty it makes me want to vomit.

2.A I'm genuinely sad that I'll never look as good as you.

3.A You look really nice.

4.A I hate that you look so much better than me, you're so pretty that it sucks

1.B She cares about how you look so bad that it makes her sick.

2.B She cares about how she looks and thinks you look way better than herm

3.B They're being genuine.

4.B

by For. You. Ella. February 2, 2020

Career academy

Career Academy is also known as queer academy or fear academy because 36% of their students are a part of the lgbtqia+ community. hands-on 6-12 grade school, that requires uniform and proper attire. students school day ends at 3:55 basically 5 but some students don't get to leave till 6 A very diverse school with many great programs, rapist teacher(s), and teachers who give other students anxiety attacks but for the most part the teacher love what they do.

"Sorry I didn't have time to change my outfit I go to Career academy."

"look at those rich kids NICE UNIFORMS QUEER ACADEMY"

by genderqueer_bitch February 9, 2022

Steve Carell

A 40 year old virgin

John: you heard about chad
Phil: yeah he’s a Steve Carell

by NitroAwsomness99 September 15, 2021