Culinophilia

A sexual fetish specifically for kitchen utensils such as ladles, whisks, and tongs.

"I heard that she dumped him after telling her about his Culinophilia"

Husband: "Hey honey, can we talk about something?"
Wife: "Sure, what is it?"
Husband: "I think... I think I'm a Culinophiliac, the way you were working that ladle for dinner has me feeling every which way"

by jkesle July 12, 2025

Culinic

Gender expression involving cool things, toughness, finances, and strength.

(The gender neutral term for "masculine")

Opposite of mininic
(gender neutral term for "feminine")

He always liked skateboards and rocketships. He had an affinity for those culinic things.

by gendermender248 September 2, 2025

Culinaphobe

(noun) a person with an aversion to cooking or spending time in the kitchen.

"She only cooks under duress - she's a total culinaphobe"

by HollyJollyJoyride October 6, 2025

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

The inability to correctly identify food visually

Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

by Manny Kin June 6, 2015

Competitive Cucking

The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.

"My wife and I started competitive cucking, I overcucked her last night!"

by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018

Cod Caulkins

Swimming legend Greg Caulkins’s nickname earned after singlehandedly carrying the 1966-67 infamously poorly attended Furrburry Highschool swim team to state finals. Caulkins took first place in 9 of the 12 competitive swimming techniques recognized by state guidelines, with zero previous swim training. It was later discovered that his high diet of fish at a young age and being raised on a riverfront property had effected the his gene structure. Interestingly enough the issue caught the attention of the global media, bringing the first recorded instance of altered DNA Into the nations view and raising a debate that has continued to this day. The scientific community used information gained from the Cod Caulkin’s story to fuel interest into what became the precursor of genome editing in the late 1960s. Sports historians commonly refer to story as “Rivergate.” Subsequently, the local businesses began selling the “Cod Caulkins” a fish dinner prepared with the local cod in the Furrburry area. Furrburry census history is shown to triple in the years following, bringing with it an economic boom that has sustained and brought the townships average income to 34% higher than surrounding areas. In lieu of this, large businesses nation wide have been known to refer to building s new business and bringing jobs to a community as “Codding.”

“Whoa, slow down! We’ve got a regular cod Caulkins over here!!

“No one swims that fast! Check that Cod Caulkins looking motherfucker for Gills. Now.”

“Berkots has the Cod Caulkins special, it’s almost half the price they were selling it at Maria’s Friday night, from now on I'm not spending money on eating out, only you babe.”

“You want to build our plant in Misty instead of Pootersville? I would rather be codding in a lower tax area Jimbo.”

by Musketpacker2848 August 11, 2019

Cyber Cucking

Much like the work Cuck, "Cyber Cucking" is when a man or woman is at peace with his/her significant other having relationships with other men/women online, or if she/he sells pornographic imagery to other people online (either private or publicly).

This should not be confused or used in place of the term cheating, as in that case, the other person in the relationship is unaware of what is happening.

Person1: Hey, what happened to Spencer, is he still together with Jennifer?
Person2: Yeah, but she started to sell her body online, so he just hasn't been getting much private time with her.

or

Person1: Spencer is in a relationship, but his girlfriend talks with other men online and sends them nude photos in exchange for money.
Person2: Wait, she's cheating on him?
Person1: No, he's completely fine with it. She's just Cyber Cucking him.

by Gunnski March 30, 2020