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Acorn Cracking

1. The process of exposing ineptness, fraud and corruption in government, businesses, institutions and by persons in American Society by means of making public on youtube, or internet publication hard evidence captured on video, voice recording, surveliance and public record documents.

2. Busting persons on the public payroll engaged in criminal acts by publishing evidence on the internet such as video evidence on youtube.
1. The Arizona residents may have saved their lives by "acorn cracking" Arizona's Department of Health Services as well as the City of Peoria's police, city officials and employees on youtube with video and audio recordings of an actual ambush, attack and assault of several unknown agents using the youtube name WhistleBlowerJob.

2. The activists quickly left to do some acorn cracking with video evidence of police abuse and a Bart Station murder captured on a cellphone that appeared on youtube within a few hours of the killing.
by Dynamic Thought Adjuster September 20, 2009
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Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.
Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!
by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010
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Cracking my head off

To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.

CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
The lady in Wal-Mart was dressed in such a bad outfit, I was cracking my head off!!
by coopernapkin April 17, 2010
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coaching fiasco

a coach who doesn't have a clue what the fuck he/she is doing.
watching Dawn Lowe coaching is the perfect example of a coaching fiasco.
by yoson3434 January 23, 2011
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Creeching

Hungover/delirious. Also, drunk/delirious.
Often is shown by people to have had very little sleep with much to drink.
Guy 1: DUDE! I can't stop laughing! I think I'm still drunk from last night! Why are we at McD's at 8:00 am!?

Guy 2: You are totally creeching right now, but so am I! Let's get some more hotcakes...
by Menard0609 December 7, 2009
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hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship
two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
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cracking the clam

When a female squats, or awkwardly steps to peel the vagina lips apart for comfort. The manner in which a male does to adjust himself or get his ball sack unstuck from a thigh without using hands while in a public setting.
Q:"Did you see the way that girl squated mid sentence? Weird." A:"she must've been cracking the clam."
by sugabear March 12, 2015
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